KERRY THROWS HIS BASE A BONE

I knew it was coming. Kerry had spent too much time Thursday night posturing about his plan to win the War on Terror. Time was way overdue for him to toss his peacenik base a bone. And what was the biggest bone he could think of? Da BOMB. It was the most emotion I've seen in Kerry since he lied about his searing Cambodian experience. My liberal buddy watching the debate said it was the moment when he knew in his heart of hearts that Kerry would be elected. Kerry obviously scored points with the anti-war wachos who hate America first.