RUMMY'S RUMBLINGS

I don't know about you, but I sure wish SecDef Rumsfeld could pitch-hit for President Bush at the next debate. I love the way he strings his words together and talk about strong facial expressions. One of Rumsfeld's looks would teach Kerry the meaning of the word incontinence.

Check out these recent Rummy Rumblings:

Rumsfeld doesn't expect there to be a civil war in Iraq.

Rumsfeld: No hard evidence of Iraq-alQaeda link.

Rumsfeld believes the world is a safer place without Saddam Hussein.